So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
Man of Steel (2013)
Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
I’m usually unphased by even real photos of extreme gore and shit but this just freaks me the fuck out wtf im deleting the internet
it just… it just… IT’S JUST TOO MUCH
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played
i LOVE WHEN GAME MECHANICS DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO YOU
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
I shave when I think I need too, not when I am told, not when I am judged by people, but no, if I think it’s time, it’s time. By body, my choice.